If you’re looking for some less serious mental fodder, Smack Talk is where it’s at. This is where me and my friends, such as Zumbalala with his Humor for the Horizontally Challenged, get to shake our funny bones.
- Sorry Facebook, I’m Breaking Up With You
Dear Facebook,
It’s with some regret that I must tell you that it’s time to go our separate ways.
It’s not me. It’s you.
Ok, maybe it’s us, but that’s not important.
There comes a time in every relationship when it’s important to take a close, heartfelt look at where we’re at. I can honestly say that the number ... Read more... - Motion Sensor Plumbing Etc I don’t know about you, but I find motion sensor plumbing only works correctly somewhere around 50% of the time As I was in a very modern bath the other day, I found myself pondering just exactly how we got stuck with this crap. (Pun intended). “If I have to push that flush lever one ... Read more...
- “Creep Yourself Out”- some musings on Yoga Speak Anyone who is a regular yoga class attendee, or even taken a few classes is familiar with yoga speak. “Drop your shoulders”, “rotate your thighs inward”, “balance on the four corners of your feet”, “pull your shoulders (blades), down your back” , “pull your lower belly up and in”. Some, like “drop your chin to ... Read more...
- THE SORROW OF YOGA CLOTHES FOR THE HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED Here’s the Facebook instant message from my 6ft 8 in 125 pound (I may be exaggerating his height and weight just a little, but just to keep him anonymous ;)) good male friend that started this rant: “In other news, I’m setting my running ensemble aside for future yoga wear and shopping up some yoga clothes – WTF?! ... Read more...
- ZUMBA Class and This Blog’s Two Year Anniversary – an Expression of Gratitude Warning: This may NOT be funny. This blog is about “Gratitude”. ” and I don’t know that I can make this funny. April 22, 2015 is my two year anniversary of going to ZUMBA class. (And a little over 6 years of tango and almost 7 of yoga, all while gradually changing my diet and ... Read more...
- Charmed, I’m Sure: A Rebuttal
Jenn C, a northern transplant and marketing enthusiast (I’m really not sure what that is, but anyway) recently got Charlestonians in an uproar with her recent blog post. In it she explains why Charleston isn’t the town for her. Well, she upset quite a few folks and seems to be at a loss for why. ... Read more... - Quitting Sugar or the Descent into Madness. I’m sure you’ve read an article (or 779 of them) or heard a news report about the benefits of giving up sugar. So, I’m not writing about any of THAT other than to point out that while all the touted benefits may be true, any article I’ve seen omits the “descent into madness part”. If ... Read more...
- Keyboard shortcuts for erotica authors
Given the increased sales and attention being paid to the erotica industry…
Did you know there’s Sasquatch erotica in addition to dinosaur erotica and tentacle erotica? I’m not making this up!
And given how poorly written the sex scenes were in 50 Shades of Grey, it stands to reason that these works of art(!) become formulaic over time. ... Read more... - Zumba Class and Codeine Cough Syrup I was going to write that there is some controversy about working out when sick but a quick 10 minutes on the Internet demonstrates that yet again, there was only controversy between my ears. So let me say the clear consensus seems to be that if your minor symptoms are from the neck up, it’s ... Read more...
- D.A.S.H diet – Deprived, Angry, Sad and Hungry (or Hopeless, Hostile, take your pick) I think all diets should be called the D.A.S.H. diet. I almost spit out my green kale beet asparagus sawdust juice cocktail when I saw this on the news and then googled it. http://health.usnews.com/best-diet The acronym D.A.S.H really stands for 1. Don’t Ask for Sugar, Honey. 2. Dietary Approaches ... Read more...