Congratulations, I’m a Second Hand Smoker

Yup. Quit smoking. Last cigarette was 29 days, 21 hours, 33 minutes and 35,36,37,38 seconds ago. I know the preferred term is “non smoker” but that sounds too much like “reformed smoker” to me, and I think reformed smokers are, how can I delicately put this, assholes. Ok, let me try again. I think they’re […]

I was born horizontally and vertically challenged with poor eyesight so God gave me beautiful teeth and a sense of humor. I’m trying to give the latter a workout here.